Beth: sex is totally a sport
Beth: "Sport is all forms of physical activity which, through casual or organised participation, aim to use, maintain or improve physical fitness and provide entertainment to participants."
Beth: how do you think i stay so slim?
Beth: CASUAL aka hookups
Beth: ORGANIZED aka relationship
Beth: ENTERTAINMENT self explanatory
Me: maybe I don't hate sports after all, then?
I am a genius, thank you thank you.
I’m slowly starting to use tumblarg again so you should ASK ME SHIT.
I’M SEEING DURAN DURAN LIVE IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS OH GOD.
ohvegeta asked: I saw your boy on the cute boys with cats tumblr. He is attractive and a half. A+
Do you ever go out clubbing?
Nope. I hate clubs. demandez-moi quelque chose.
Am I pleased with yours or mine? Either way, the...
High fives all around. demandez-moi quelque chose.
Is it herp it? (Let me derp it)
I wuv u demandez-moi quelque chose.
I like you. Are you available?
Available for what? Rental? demandez-moi quelque chose.
Thoughts on finger tattoos?
I have one l0lz demandez-moi quelque chose.
Errrr, raspberry ginger ale or orange. demandez-moi quelque chose.
I still exist, now ask me beautiful things. →
I'm going to go
pile on black billowly and drapey shit and do my hair and makeup and look EXTRA FINE AS HELL to prepare for the evening. I will post a photo of the results, also I will not look “extra fine as hell” because my roots are out of control and my face is deformed. YEAH BUDDY. Also today no one can ask me why I’m bitchy and grumpy, like they always do, today I have an excuse....