discord and rhyme.

  • Beth: sex is totally a sport
  • Beth: "Sport is all forms of physical activity which, through casual or organised participation, aim to use, maintain or improve physical fitness and provide entertainment to participants."
  • Beth: how do you think i stay so slim?
  • Beth: CASUAL aka hookups
  • Beth: ORGANIZED aka relationship
  • Beth: ENTERTAINMENT self explanatory
  • Me: maybe I don't hate sports after all, then?
  • I am a genius, thank you thank you.
Re-reblogging because this is my autobiography currently, if that even makes sense.

Re-reblogging because this is my autobiography currently, if that even makes sense.

numberthirtyseven: fuckyeahgubler: “Before you ask me to tell you a ghost story here’s a word of warning. Once you hear my ghost stories you can’t un-hear them.” - MGG my newest obsession AWWWWWWW YEAH GOOBZ

numberthirtyseven:

fuckyeahgubler:

“Before you ask me to tell you a ghost story here’s a word of warning. Once you hear my ghost stories you can’t un-hear them.”

- MGG

my newest obsession

AWWWWWWW YEAH GOOBZ

Oh hi Simon and John! Tonight was amaaaazing.

Oh hi Simon and John! Tonight was amaaaazing.

I’M SEEING DURAN DURAN LIVE IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS OH GOD.